THE GOSPEL
OF JUDITH
ISCARIOT
by Y.I. H AY
(Text {for play/movie/novel} for an Eco-Feminist Passion Play, and for initiating seekers of redemption in our technotronic and bureaucratic age into The Order of The HEJERA (The Heavenly Jerusalem Association.)
Version A.2
COPYRIGHT: THE HAYUT FOUNDATION
P.O.B. 8115, Jerusalem 91080, Israel
Table Of Contents
THE GOSPEL
OF JUDITH ISCARIOT - ACT II
Scene Four - JUDITH AND Mr. SMYTH-JOBS
. (The stage is illuminated.
Haki and Judith are standing together outside the door to a large and
imposing building on which a large sign says "ABA
".) HAKI: To contact the Rasan
Intelligence headquarters, your best way is to go through this building.
JUDITH: But this building belongs to the Allover Broadcasting
Authority! HAKI: That's what the sign
says. But remember, the best place to hide is behind the spotlight. Only it
takes some intelligence to spot it. JUDITH: So you say
we need intelligence to fight the intelligence. But if these two fight - does
it matter who wins? It seems to make no difference. H
AKI: Evolution wins. The survival of the larger brain and the
greater intelligence. JUDITH: And that's why we're
in the predicament we are. I see no glory whatsoever in this survival. And
now it is I who has to enter the head-quarters of intelligence of those who
overseer the world, enter in fact into their head, in order to outsmart them.
You think I can do it? HAKI: If you play
your cards right. Remember those who play the intelligence game would pass
themselves off as one thing while they are really another. Be on your guard.
Don't be taken in. I'll contact you when you're out. (Judith
goes to the information booth at the entrance and negotiates with the attendant.
After a search and some discussions and phone calls, she is cleared and goes
with an attendant up the elevator. The stage darkens and the scenes change.
As the stage lights up, Judith is at the door of an office. The attendant presses
the button, a light flashes and the door opens. Judith is ushered in to find
a man sitting behind a large desk. We have seen him before, rich businessman-like
with an air of a showman - the same Mr. Jobs who watched the tapped scene of
Judith and the Great Parshan. He is smoking a cigar and has a sly look about
him, but does not let on his acquaintance of Judith. Judith, of course, does
not recognize him.) Mr. JOBS: Jobs, head of production
for A.B.A. What can I do for you? JUDITH: I have information
about the enigmatic preacher, Jesus of Nazareth. Mr. JOBS:
We are in the business of producing shows, you know, not of preachings.
JUDITH: I'm afraid I didn't make myself clear. I'm
offering you the biggest show you've ever handled. A chance of a lifetime.
Mr. JOBS: Selling or giving? JUDITH:
Selling, naturally. Mr. JOBS: Good. I'd rather
buy. What can he do? JUDITH: Everything.
Mr. JOBS: I am afraid that's more than we could handle.
We do have technical constraints, you know. Give me an example what can he
show. JUDITH: He can deliver from sin, and relieve any
stress or depression. Mr. JOBS: Hardly stuff for television.
JUDITH: He can turn water into wine, or transmute any
substance you like to another. Mr. JOBS: That's better,
but still not good enough for TV. Too easy to produce on the screen. We need
something more spectacular. JUDITH: Well, he can heal,
the blind, the lame, whatever you want, anything. Mr. JOBS:
That's more like it. But it would be more impressive still if these effects
could be transmitted by the media to the listeners at home and influence them
there. JUDITH: Perhaps he can, I'm not certain. I
could inquire though. Mr. JOBS: Well, can he also do
something really spectacular? Like can he move things without touching them?
You said he could do anything? JUDITH: He can even move
mountains. Mr. JOBS: That's intriguing, but is not our
kind of show. However, there are possibilities here worth
exploring, if only we had more information about him. You wouldn't happen to
know things that are otherwise unknown? People say there is some "good
news" about him, what is it? JUDITH: Oh yes.
News of peace and wholeness. Mr. JOBS: Peace? Come
on. We've had peace for a long, long time. Everybody has peace and quiet till
many are getting bored. So what's the news? Actually, from what I've heard,
his name has been connected with riots and disturbances of the peace. After
what happened on the campus, it would be highly irresponsible to provide him
with another opportunity, and on public TV. JUDITH:
Listen, I know your material. You have so many mediocre shows, acrobats,
magicians and third-rate tricksters. Surely you want something better. Jesus
is of the highest quality, and that - you must admit - is something that A.B.A
TV sorely lacks. Mr. JOBS: Quality alone doesn't interest
the public, and I am here to keep the public interest.
JUDITH: Is there no way to make you see? I'm offering you the greatest
prophet in the world! Are you so steeped in mediocrity in the name of public
interest, that you would miss such an opportunity? Mr. JOBS:
Yes, miss. On behalf of myself and of the Allover Broadcasting Authority,
we are prepared to miss that opportunity... However....
JUDITH: However what? Mr. JOBS: However, I feel
behind all this you have another motive. If so, maybe one of the other authorities
could help you? JUDITH: Perhaps you could refer me to
the Intelligence Headquarters? Perhaps they would be interested?
Mr. JOBS: That's an interesting turn. What made you
think of them? JUDITH: Just that I have the feeling
that they will be more interested than you are. Mr.
JOBS: O.K. if that is what you want. I think I might help you. I have some
connections. And, by the way, if you'd like, I could help you to appear
on TV. You've got the looks. JUDITH: Thanks. But I
want to go for the intelligence. Mr. JOBS: If you insist.
I'll call the guard to take you around. He may ask you to be blindfolded though.
But do come again. Guard! (A guard enters and Mr. Jobs mumbles
something to him. Then the guard gives Judith a head cover which she puts on.
He gives her a hand and they exit, as the stage becomes dark. When the lights
are up again we see Judith at the door of that very same office)
Mr. SMYTH-JOBS: Come in, we have been looking for you.
Come in, and please be seated, dear. You may call me Mr. Smyth.
JUDITH: (Standing up) I cannot stand these games of
yours. You said you'd send me to the Intelligence Headquarters.
Mr. SMYTH: And that's where you've arrived. It took
us some time to find each other, but I knew you'd come round to us at last.
I told you we've been looking for you. JUDITH: Just a moment
ago you've said you were not in the least bit interested.
Mr. SMYTH: That was Mr. Jobs, the TV producer, who might think that
the show you proposed may not interest the public. But I wear many hats, and
as Mr. Smyth, an intelligence man, who guards the public interest, I have become
quite interested since I saw your face last week, and then something more two
days ago. JUDITH: Don't play these games with me. This
is not one of your TV shows. What do you mean you have seen me last week or
two days ago? Mr. SMYTH: (Laughingly) You wanted a show
of intelligence, didn't you? Well, just to show to you that I am the intelligence
man you are looking for, here, your file (He opens a drawer in his desk, sorts
a file folder, keeps another folder contained in it and hands the rest to her).
I've been interested in you since the riot at the square of the University.
This file contains all the information on you worth knowing, and some photographs
of you in the inner circle of Jesus's disciples. (Judith takes
the file and sits down looking through it.) Mr. SMYTH:
I thought you were pretty then, but you look still better at close quarters.
JUDITH: What are you after? More girlie pictures?
Mr. JOBS: As it happens, yes. (He hands
her the inner folder which he earlier retained. Judith looks at it and blushes.
These are photos of her as appeared on the screens during her secret session
with the Great Parshan. Judith goes into a rage but then contains herself.
Mr. SMYTH: (Laughing) This would have been very attractive
for media work, but for my work with intelligence, I'm more interested in your
head than in your body. To have found the way here, you must have a fair intelligence
yourself. So let's get to the point. What information did you come to sell,
and what do you want for it? JUDITH: What information
do you want? Mr. SMYTH: Alright. You are quite clever,
but don't try to be too clever with me. Tell me what started that campus disturbance.
How did things get out of hand? JUDITH: Well, Jesus
was giving a lecture, and demonstrating a ritualistic technique, when things
suddenly got out of control. The students rioted. Then your troops arrived
and started smashing heads. But surely you know all about that.
Mr. SMYTH: Yes, I do. What I want to know is why
things got out of control, why and how. The lecture was quite interesting,
but only that. It was not his words that produced such frenzy. That only occurred
after the dance, or whatever you want to call it. JUDITH:
It was a very powerful lecture. The dance, as you call it, was just a
demonstration of his words. Mr. SMYTH: No, the lecture
got too mystical at the end. The crowd did not like it. He would have lost
control of the crowd, but for the dance. The power to stir them came from some
other place. From where? JUDITH: He is a very powerful
personality. I just told you, he would make an excellent figure on television.
Mr. SMYTH: And I told you, it would be irresponsible
to let someone like that appear on television. He's untrustworthy, whatever
his intentions, anything and everything could go wrong.
JUDITH: You don't mean you're afraid of him? Mr.
SMYTH: I'd rather say that I am concerned for public order. And you should
be too. Suppose he appeared on TV and another riot ensued. I trust you have
not even thought of that, or else your coming here might look as a plot against
the state. That's a most serious offence. You would regret it if you were involved
in such a plot. JUDITH: I'm not. But I know enough of
his powers to answer what you already asked. These powers can be shown on,
but not communicated through, television. The human touch is needed, physical
and total presence, no simulations. Mr. SMYTH: So when
he loses touch, things get out of hand? His mystical and healing powers go
astray? Very interesting. But then, what about the riot? He had personal contact
with the crowd and yet he lost control. Explain what went wrong there.
JUDITH: I don't know exactly. Maybe his power was too
great, and it overwhelmed them. Or maybe someone took advantage of his power,
which was intended to heal and pacify, and used it to incite the riot.
Mr. SMYTH: That is indeed consistent with our reports.
Let's see. There are strange rumors about his powers. I've got a report here
about a claim made by an unknown girl a few days ago, not unlike what you yourself
asserted. She claimed that Jesus can, if he wanted to, turn mountains upside
down, and destroy cities. Rumors like that can incite insurrection. People
like that girl should be kept under lock and key, don't you agree?
JUDITH: But have you ever considered the possibility
that she might be right? Mr. SMYTH: No, but I'd certainly
like to know how she came to believe it. Such a belief might be contagious.
JUDITH: Would you consider that a worthwhile piece
of intelligence? Mr. SMYTH: Worth enough to keep her
from punishment. If she chose to tell us about it.
JUDITH: I appreciate the generosity of your offer.
But I think she would need more of an inducement to come up with what you are
really after. Are you sure you're not interested in testing her beliefs?
Mr. SMYTH: Well, I would listen to whatever she was
able to tell me. JUDITH: What would you give in exchange
for all the information you need? Mr. SMYTH: Let's
put an end to this long winded discussion. Just name your price, girl, and
we'll see. JUDITH: My price is a piece of earth.
Mr. SMYTH: Every citizen, when his time comes, gets
his piece of earth - unless he chooses to be cremated. But what has that to
do with you? You are still young. And beautiful, if I may add.
JUDITH: I want a piece of land within the city, so
some friends and I can live around it and work it, make a garden, grow fruit
and flowers and vegetables. Mr.
SMYTH: If you are asking for a privately owned, uncontrolled property,
this would not be so easy to arrange. Do you and your friends yearnings to
bygone times when people could exploit the land in willful and unplanned land
uses without due regard for others? JUDITH: No, the
other way around. We want a real communal and responsible use of the land.
We shall have a community of people tending to this garden, beside their jobs,
during evenings or week-ends. And the garden will be open to the whole community,
for every city person to visit, to see the seasons and feel the rhythms of
the Earth. And it will also serve the community as a sort of urban agriculture
research station. Mr. SMYTH: You have been quite clever
in explaining. I can get you what you want, depending on what I get in return.
JUDITH: The truth about all the rumors you have heard,
and about the man himself. Mr. SMYTH: Come on girl,
don't think you can trick me! I already know your opinions. It's facts I'm
interested in, not opinions, but if opinions, I'd rather have his than yours.
I must have him in person. JUDITH: So what do you want
me to do? Mr. SMYTH: Deliver him to us. Alone. And not
for a show, but ready to reveal the truth. JUDITH:
He is never alone. He is always with the disciples and his followers. Besides,
how can I or anyone else guarantee his readiness to reveal?
Mr. SMYTH: In the worst case, we can make sure that
he will talk. But I'd rather that he comes around to it, like you did. You
are quite smart. You will find a way to bring him. JUDITH:
And you guarantee me that land I want? Mr. SMYTH:
Yes. There is a garden east of the old city wall, its name is Gethsemane.
A nice piece of land, with old olive trees and date-palms.
JUDITH: And also fig trees? Mr.
SMYTH: Probably. And if not that garden, then one like it. And for your
part, you will bring Jesus to this same Gethsemane, alone, except for you.
We shall be nearby. Give an indication if all is well, and we'll collect him
from there. JUDITH: If all is well, I shall indicate
this by kissing him. (The stage goes dark.)
Scene Five - JESUS AND THE RASAN AGENTS
(Lights turn on to reveal a brightly illuminated room covered
with porcelain tiles, floor, walls and ceiling. In the middle there is an iron
chair on a low pedestal and surrounded by various contraptions, something like
a child's nightmare of a dentist's chair. Jesus is tied to the chair. The room
is otherwise empty, except for a big clock that runs backwards, and a fake
window reflecting day and night alternatively every few minutes. A Rasan agent
is in attendance. He is one of the two Rasan agents who monitored the university
square riot before, the short and stocky one, as impenetrable as a professional
poker player. There is also another non-descript person there, who is in charge
of administering torture.) SHORT AGENT: You have been
here a long time now, and you will be here much longer, until you tell us what
we want to know. How much more do you think you can take? Sooner or later you
will break and tell us everything. JESUS: (gasping)
I will tell you nothing, you devil. SHORT AGENT: I
know you are suffering, it will only get worse, believe me. If you continue
to refuse to tell us what we want to know, we will make it unbearable for you.
We are measuring the precise degree of your pain. If necessary, we will take
you beyond the limits of human tolerance,. Even if you were the son of God,
He would not be able to help you. So you see, it's hopeless.
(Lights go on and off several times, and Jesus groans horribly
again. The interrogator now stands in a different place)
SHORT AGENT: These notions of Father God, Son of God, Messiah, Redeemer,
where did you get them? How did you come by the forbidden books which contain
these notions? Who gave them to you? (The lights go on and
off several times, and Jesus groans horribly again.) SHORT
AGENT: Moving mountains? Hah! Just try to move your arm. Here, look, I
place a glass of water. Don't you want to drink after a day of thirst? Just
make it move towards your mouth. (As the lights change again,
the interrogators change, and now it is the tall agent we saw before.)
TALL AGENT: I am sorry to see you in this state. You
have been here for so long now, Jesus, and been subjected to such horrible
interrogation. How much more do you think you can take? Here, have some water.
(He takes the glass of water that the other agent left and
puts it to the lips of Jesus, who drinks greedily.) TALL
AGENT: If you would trust me, I could make this questioning so much easier.
Just say a few things, and I will do my best to see it come to an end.
JESUS: Who are you? TALL AGENT:
A Rasan officer who sympathizes with your movement, and who would like
to believe in you. Have some more water. (The tall agent
gives Jesus another drink of water.) TALL AGENT: The
rumors say you have the laudable intention of bringing perfection to all human
society, to hasten the coming of some good thing called the Heavenly Jerusalem.
They claim that whatever powers you exhibited, were for this end. But this
is just what we are after. Let's help each other. We know
already about your powers of telekinesis and such, with which we are impressed.
It would complement long ongoing studies, if you would explain how mental concentration
is applied and through which sense? Just tell me this and I shall try to set
you free. JESUS: I can't tell you. It is not something
to talk about and analyze, and it cannot be done in a situation such as this.
TALL AGENT: Well, I tried. Now you try to be reasonable.
I have to go now, but I'll try to find some way out of all this for you.
(The tall agent leaves and the room goes dark. The tall and
the short agents meet in the adjoining room.) TALL AGENT:
O.K. It is you turn again. SHORT AGENT: So I have
to be the nasty son of a bitch again, while you play Mr. nice guy.
TALL AGENT: You know how that method works. He'll come
around one way or the other. Beside, I have given him the water you left, and
added some of the mind-control substance. It has subdued tougher cases
than him. (The room goes dark. Now we are in the torture chamber
again. The short agent is there, with the torturer.) SHORT
AGENT: What about your power to work miracles and to control minds? How
do you intend to use it? It's a part of a plot, isn't it? (The
lights go off and on several times, and Jesus groans horribly.)
SHORT AGENT: Admit that it was you, and
your disciples, who initiated the plot to spread the rumors among the students
and other citizens, that you can turn over mountains and destroy cities, in
order to get people to follow you. Confess, and it will go easier for you.
(The lights go off. Jesus screams and screams and screams,
and the lights go on.) SHORT AGENT: The rumors say that
you, and your disciples, intend to overthrow the Rasan government, with a silly
claim that you want to bring perfection to human society and hasten the coming
of something called "the Heavenly Jerusalem" to take the place of
the earthly one. Tell us how you intend to go about this, and who you are working
with. Name them, and we can put an end to all this. (The lights
go off. Jesus screams louder and louder, and then emits a dying-like moan,
as the lights go on.) SHORT AGENT: That's enough, for
now. He's fainted. (The other agent enters.)
TALL AGENT: My turn now. Not a moment too soon, it
seems. Looks like you have done him real damage. Has he said anything?
SHORT AGENT: Nothing. And now he passed out.
TALL AGENT: I only hope he survives long enough for
what I have in mind, or else it's all been in vain. I brought more of the mind-control
substance. You can go now. (The short agent leaves in indignation.)
TALL AGENT: (to the torturer): You get out too.
(He leaves abruptly. The tall agent pours more water and puts
the substance in.) TALL AGENT (to Jesus): Jesus, do
you hear me? Please try. I am here to help you. All the torture is at an end.
If I had my way, it never would have begun. There is no limit to your ability
to endure suffering. You have proven yourself. There is no need to continue.
Now try to concentrate on love. Here, have some water. (Jesus
stirs. The tall agent gives Jesus a drink of water, wipes his face with a bare
hand, and unties him.) TALL AGENT: There, isn't that
better? Now we'll have a discussion like civilized people. Have some more water.
(The tall agent gives Jesus another drink of water.)
JESUS: How long have I been here?
TALL AGENT: A very long time. Too long. And you have suffered too much.
But all that may be over. You can relax. If you want to talk to me, fine. If
not, also fine. I will not pressure you in any way. JESUS:
How do I know I can trust you? TALL AGENT: You,
who know what goes on in the minds of others, you who are capable of loving
and understanding and forgiving all, even your enemies, you should be the last
person to ask such a question. JESUS: I forgive them
all. TALL AGENT: Good, Then listen, and listen carefully.
Do you want some more water? JESUS: No, thank you. You
are very kind to me. Why? TALL AGENT: Because I genuinely
like you. I would like to help you. You do not have to tell me anything. I
do not want you to disclose your secrets, or how you came by them, or the names
of your disciples, or followers. But you have to help me if I am to help you,
otherwise I will not be able to keep the other agent from you. Do you understand?
JESUS: Yes. You want to help me, but I have to help
you if you are to help me. TALL AGENT: Exactly. Now
I think that I can convince my superiors to set you free, if you will agree
to appear on a television show. It would be a perfect opportunity to communicate
your message to the whole world. You'd like that, wouldn't you?
JESUS: I would like that. TALL AGENT:
Good. Now you rest a while, and I'll go arrange everything. I'll come
back with the television director who will tell you all about it.
(The tall agent leaves. Jesus lays on the floor and falls
asleep. After a while, the tall agent returns with Mr. Smyth-Jobs.)
TALL AGENT: Jesus, wake up. (Jesus rises with difficulty).
I brought with me Mr. Jobs, director of production for television. Would you
like to discuss with him the possibility we raised earlier?
JESUS: Yes. But would I be able to say anything I wanted?
Mr. SMYTH-JOBS: The format of the show is that people
ask you questions, but you are free to answer whatever you want.
JESUS: That would be fine. Mr. SMYTH-JOBS:
Good. But you must also be willing to perform your miracles and healings
on the show. This is what gives it zest. JESUS: I would
be willing. Mr. SMYTH-JOBS: And you could invite your
disciples and followers to the television show, if you want to.
JESUS: That would be nice. Mr. SMYTH-JOBS:
It's all settled then. TALL AGENT: Have some more
rest now. We'll see you later. (They leave and the stage
goes dark.)